Warning! The following may contain bad spelling, grammar, punctuation, cardboard characters, cheesy plots, offensive NSFW material, and / or puns. Reader discretion is advised. Back in our dimension…. In a dark warehouse in a seedy section of town, Dr. Hartmann and his assistant, Erlenmeyer, were busy working out the kinks on their latest experiment. A

Warning! The following may contain bad spelling, grammar, punctuation, cardboard characters, cheesy plots, offensive NSFW material, and / or puns. Reader discretion is advised. Meanwhile, in a nearby alternate dimension to our own…. Thara blocked the violent swing of the staff coming at here just in time. Excitement coursed through her veins. Her senses were

Warning! The following may contain bad spelling, grammar, punctuation, cardboard characters, cheesy plots, offensive NSFW material, and / or puns. Reader discretion is advised. “We need witnesses so that everything is on the up and up.” Vinnie said. “Let’s head back out to the office.” The two men went back into the main reception area

Warning! The following may contain bad spelling, grammar, punctuation, cardboard characters, cheesy plots, offensive NSFW material, and / or puns. Reader discretion is advised. Vinnie mulled it over. “That’s an interesting idea. Normally I’d say just give me the two hundred and thirty grand. But you’re not my usual customer. What did you have in

Warning! The following may contain bad spelling, grammar, punctuation, cardboard characters, cheesy plots, offensive NSFW material, and / or puns. Reader discretion is advised. Vinnie laughed. “Twenty grand! That’s not even ten percent. I wouldn’t take a piss for twenty grand.” “Admittedly it is not the full amount but it seems to me that your

Warning! The following may contain bad spelling, grammar, punctuation, cardboard characters, cheesy plots, offensive NSFW material, and / or puns. Reader discretion is advised. The 1967 Mustang pulled to a stop in front of Vinnie’s warehouse office. Tom, Freddie and Alan all got out of the car. They strode to the door where one of

Warning! The following may contain bad spelling, grammar, punctuation, cardboard characters, cheesy plots, offensive NSFW material, and / or puns. Reader discretion is advised. “Are you comfortable my dear?” Vincenzo Piorelli, Vinnie to his friends and associates, stopped to check in on Jane. Jane was tied to a chair with a gag in her mouth.

Warning! The following may contain bad spelling, grammar, punctuation, cardboard characters, cheesy plots, offensive NSFW material, and / or puns. Reader discretion is advised. “How did you know I was hiding something?” Alan asked. “Several things,” Tom said. “Randomly kidnapping people and hoping for money is risky. It is better if you know the person

Warning! The following may contain bad spelling, grammar, punctuation, cardboard characters, cheesy plots, offensive NSFW material, and / or puns. Reader discretion is advised. “There has to be some connection between you and the kidnappers.” Tom was thinking out loud. “They wouldn’t randomly just take your fiancé and hold her for ransom, especially not for