Warning! The following may contain bad spelling, grammar, punctuation, cardboard characters, cheesy plots, offensive NSFW material, and / or puns. Reader discretion is advised. Freddie arrived back at the offices of The Good Guys, Inc. While Tom was busy helping come up with a solution to the contaminated water supply, it would give him time

Warning! The following may contain bad spelling, grammar, punctuation, cardboard characters, cheesy plots, offensive NSFW material, and / or puns. Reader discretion is advised. “So are you going to keep us in here? If so, I think you need to charge us with a crime.” Tom waited for Taylor to give an answer. Taylor looked

Warning! The following may contain bad spelling, grammar, punctuation, cardboard characters, cheesy plots, offensive NSFW material, and / or puns. Reader discretion is advised. Angie strode down the corridor and into the squad room. She went to Taylor’s desk and set down a sheaf of papers in front of him. “Here’s the report you were

Warning! The following may contain bad spelling, grammar, punctuation, cardboard characters, cheesy plots, offensive NSFW material, and / or puns. Reader discretion is advised. “Our top story tonight – explosions at the city water treatment plant.” “Good evening, I’m Linda Lee.” “And I’m Jarrod Mahoney. Earlier today a large tanker truck exploded at the city’s

Warning! The following may contain bad spelling, grammar, punctuation, cardboard characters, cheesy plots, offensive NSFW material, and / or puns. Reader discretion is advised. “That’s a strong accusation, Clary. You got any proof?” “Back at our offices I have an analysis of the formula. We bought a can of Zooper and ran the chemical breakdown

Warning! The following may contain bad spelling, grammar, punctuation, cardboard characters, cheesy plots, offensive NSFW material, and / or puns. Reader discretion is advised. “All right you two, get down on the ground, now!” Tom raised his hands and turned around. Freddie followed suit. “The cavalry, right?” Tom stared at the officer. “We are the

Warning! The following may contain bad spelling, grammar, punctuation, cardboard characters, cheesy plots, offensive NSFW material, and / or puns. Reader discretion is advised. Freddie was the first to act after the reptiloids made their get away. “The tanker!” He was off in a flash toward the truck spewing the horrid chemicals into the city

Warning! The following may contain bad spelling, grammar, punctuation, cardboard characters, cheesy plots, offensive NSFW material, and / or puns. Reader discretion is advised. Tom and Freddie barely had a moment to take the situation in when a shot rang out. Freddie grabbed the knife laying on the ground. The two of them dove for

Warning! The following may contain bad spelling, grammar, punctuation, cardboard characters, cheesy plots, offensive NSFW material, and / or puns. Reader discretion is advised. The shadow of the dark liquid in the hose slowly moved as it drained from the tanker, creeping down the length of the hose toward the connection to the outflow pumps.

Warning! The following may contain bad spelling, grammar, punctuation, cardboard characters, cheesy plots, offensive NSFW material, and / or puns. Reader discretion is advised. Tom skidded the car to a stop. The tanker was just ahead. Several of the reptiloids were working at the back of the tanker to get a hose untangled. “Great googlie