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Say ‘NO!’ to flying cars

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People can’t drive in two dimensions.

There was an accident in the area the other day. Nothing very serious but enough to mess with traffic for a while.

On Houston’s freeways, there is at east one major wreck, if not more, every single day. Not little fender-benders, but full-on, call an ambulance, there may be body parts lying around, major accidents. And these really mess up traffic flow.

Now, imagine this same scenario, but with three dimensions. One of those wrecks could be directly above you. And as the saying goes, what goes up, must come down. You certainly don’t want to be under that when it happens.

I have said this on multiple occasions before and I reiterate: Just say ‘NO!’ to flying cars!

Imagine you’re headed down to the corner store to get some stuff. You’re tooling along, minding your own business, when some yahoo flying his car above you slams into another flying car. There is a horrible crunching sound, parts flying everywhere. Then gravity kicks in and all those pieces of the wreckage come tumbling down through the sky, landing on you!

Or you’re sitting at home, watching a movie with your favorite guy / gal / pet, eating popcorn by the handful, when all of a sudden you hear a loud boom somewhere outside. As you try to figure out what the noise was, a car comes crashing down through your roof.

People are too irresponsible to be allowed to have flying cars. Yes, they sound cool and all futuristic when you first hear about them, but the storytellers don’t tell you about the downside. Consider this fair warning.

Remember – just say ‘No!’ to flying cars.

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