I woke up this morning and my Muse threw a weird little creative bomb at me. She kept bringing to mind an old bad movie called The Stuff. I never saw it but I remember the trailer for it. It looked like a retelling of The Blob but with vanilla yogurt.
She wouldn’t let go of it. At some point she turned it into a idea of movies that should never have a sequel. I’ve seen a lot of movies over the years, and a lot of bad ones. I’ve sat through some truly awful movies just because I have to know how the story ends.
My Muse took that body of information, put it in a blender and hit the button. This is what came out:
The Stuff 2: Even Stuffier!
C.H.U.D: In Hell’s Kitchen
Critters: The Great British Baking Show
Sharknado vs. Twister: Blown Away
Saturday Night Fever: Electric Boogaloo
Johnny Mnemonic 2: 64K is Enough for Anyone
White Chicks 2: Legally Blonde
Ishtar 2: Back On The Road
Ballistic 2: Ecks vs. Sever And Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice
The Blue Lagoon: The Arrival of Gilligan
Meatballs: I Know What You Did Last Summer
Major Payne 2: Daddy Day Camp
Jaws Vs. 2 Headed Shark: Chum In The Water
Battlefield Earth: Staying Alive
The Legend Of Billie Jean 2: Bobby Riggs vs. Billie Jean
Boiler Room 2: Brewster’s Billions
She doesn’t always come up with a winner, but I indulge her because she does come up with some really good ideas. She’s probably bored because I haven’t been able to devote a lot of time to writing over the last few months.
Message received, o Muse. It’s time to get back to writing.
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