I reiterate – when I shuffle off this mortal coil and head to the Choir Invisible I do not want to be buried. Instead, I want my remains shot out into space to follow the same path that the Voyager probe (either one) took to eventually exit the solar system. I told my lawyer to put it in my will when I had it drawn up, but the wiener didn’t add it. Failing being launched into space, I want to be cremated, but MAKE SURE I”M DEAD FIRST! (Told the lawyer to add that stipulation as well but he also left it out.) (Don’t use my lawyer.)
I look at it this way – if I get launched into space and out of the solar system, great! If the rocket explodes at some point during the launch, then I still get cremated. Win win! (But leaving the solar system is preferable).
I figure there are several steps necessary to enact this plan.
1) Get in touch with Elon Musk to find out how much it will cost to launch me into space.
2) Hold a crowdfunding campaign to raise the money to be able to launch me into space. One of the perks is that I’ll engrave the names of the donors on a plaque that will travel with me.
3) Raise additional funds by selling space on my coffin for scientist that want to run experiments as my coffin travels through the solar system.
4) When I die, finally got off this rock.
So, my Hordeling, do you know anyone that can get me in touch with Elon Musk? I’m serious. If you do, leave a comment and let me know.
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